Sweet Heart

ive tried reading chapters 1 and 2 of my accounting book, to get me started with the inevitable torment of reviewing balance sheets. but then, i looked at my calendar and it says vingt-sept janvier, vendredi... haha, in french. it's friday night! what am i doing reviewing stuff and subjecting myself to depressive atmospheres? everyone's partying downstairs and here i am, groping my way through income statements and worksheets. so... i closed my book, turned on the computer, logged on the internet (after 7 tries against a busy computer line) and here i am now, chatting with my french buddy (tin), and doing some tickle tests... hehe.

geez. the test says im a sweet person with a big heart who's so friendly whatever the occasion is... how's that for a result? im not hot, im not even cool... roar!

What Kind of Coffee Drink are You?

Kimoy, your coffee drink is Sweet

A kind and caring soul like you is as warm and comforting as a hot cup of sweet coffee. From parties to book-club meetings to backyard barbecues, you're friendly and welcoming no matter if you're playing host, mingling with guests, or just chilling out with good friends.

You've got a big heart, and you're not afraid to share your feelings and let others know how much they mean to you. People know your friendly smile and fun personality can brighten up any occasion. Sound sweet? A dash of sugar is just your style.

i dont like that test. i'll take another one... "what kind of party animal are you?" ok maybe this one...

Kimoy, you're a Platypus!

Party Platypi like you are an interesting breed. Just as the platypus is a combination of opposites — duck and mole, mammal and egg-layer — so are you. You're social, when "social" means hanging out with friends, having a few beers, and fighting over the PlayStation controllers. But at bigger gatherings, you keep more to yourself. You're not a mingler. You prefer to stake out a corner of the living room and plant yourself there for the evening, letting your pals come to you. And, like a platypus, you can get a little ill-tempered when someone intrudes on your territory. But you're relaxed and easygoing at heart, and in general you're happy to go with the flow. As long as that doesn't mean moving when you've snagged the comfortable chair...

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whatdahell. kanina im a sweet person with a big heart, now im a platypus! half duck half mole, a mammalian egg-layer. what's with tickle? comparing people to animals? what's that for a result? these tests can be quite funny. and insulting... or degrading?

third test:

Are You A Sex God?

Kimoy, you're a Vulcan!

Hark - the oracle speaks! A bolt of lightning falls from the sky! SHAZAAM! As the smoke clears, the hidden deity in you emerges and is revealed to be:

VULCAN, God of Fire.

In a world full of philanderers, you are a cherished god. Though you might not be incredibly suave, your irresistible good nature makes you every woman's sweetheart. While all the other guys are stuck in their adolescent ways, you've got a maturity that all women ultimately desire. You present the perfect package to the ladies, with your combination of ingenuity and charm. They call it "marriage material." But let's not forget your erotic side. Between the sheets, you are unmatched. Your passion is like a volcano waiting to erupt. In your hands, a woman is simply a pleasure machine and you are the mechanic. Be careful not to make her overheat when you begin to work your magic! One night with you, and they'll know why you're called a true sex god.

hey?! isn't Vulcan Hephaestus in Greek Mythology? based on what i know from english12, he's always predicted like some grotesque smith who was so lame as he was so ugly!! and now im vulcan?? this is really insulting... and it's still on the big heart sweet heart. that test makes me feel like im half my age. like 9? exactly what i told tin. haha. well. whatever.

huff. still one more exam to go and i feel like my mental faculties are giving up. i've been drained by the workshop we had this morning for cw10. i like cw10 though. coz i have one of my girl classmates commend my story - it's good daw. yey! but my story still hasn't been critiqued by the whole class. there's this list posted by prof and my story will be the second from last to be discussed. haay, tagal pa nun.

o nga pala. i still have to watch this film by... i forgot... as a punishment daw by our professor in creative writing. darn. wala ako kasama!!!

one more midterms to go! i can do this!!

ok thata. im hungry. will rummage food closet for food... bon nuit!

-platypus-