Sunday, November 19, 2006

Erectile Disorder

yey! manny pacquiao won!

im not really a fan of boxing. it's just that manny deserves celebrating under his name. he's what an athlete should be - strong, competitive, optimistic, but humble and patriotic at the same time. i send my congratulations to the cosmos...

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hala, i watched this program in QTV where medical doctors talk about ailments and how to cure them... there's this one segment there about the causes and cures of the inability to hold an erection. they say men eventually succumb to this eternal defeat of the male species as they grow old... but the rate at which we men approach that state is accelerated if we have vices like smoking, excessive eating, or lack of excercise, which impedes proper blood circulation (to the penis... hehe)...

it's scary... coz that's like being unable to fulfill the laws of nature... God said during the creation of man that we should go about and procreate.. how can you do that if dick is perpetually flaccid???

hala!!

i cant imagine myself with erectile disorders.. no...

NOOOOO!!

no...

that's like... doom. coz i wont be able to play with myself anymore. what more let other people play with me (*bwahaha). what will happen to the women who wants to be pleased, how will we statisfy their worldly urges that make the world go round (naks.) and how about the gay people who, in this wretched world, find happiness only through the dick...? what will happen to
them?

erectile disorder should be prevented. in lieu with this, i advocate for regular excercise, proper eating schedules, and avoidance of deadly vices such as smoking... and smoking. and smoking.

k.

i will play with myself. bai!

-starbucksing-

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